Culchr was founded on a single idea.
Cartoon guys in business attire jumping across chasms are freaking cool. I think generating and implementing your corporate culture should make just as much sense as jumping over stuff in tailored clothing, while also being super easy.
Culchr saves time.
You know what's dumb? Being dumb. You know what's smart? Of course you do! It's saving time while also being inverse-dumb! Culchr saves you loads of time. Instead of sitting around wondering what the new letters of your corporate buzzword should stand for, now you can sit around and wonder why your earnings are flat, or why they cancelled Firefly so damn early. I designed Culchr to be responsive, reliable, intelligent and fast. So you don't have to be!
Culchr understands your feelings.
Look, I get it. One minute you're sharing the sweet new baby yoda meme you found on Reddit and the next minute your boss is telling you that the yellow stain on your shirt is a dead give away that you haven't changed your clothes in the last 37 Zoom meetings. Work is hard. That's why I designed Culchr to understand your human emotions and provide you with soothing advice and cooing noises like your mom used to make.
Culchr does not understand your feelings.
Apparently I haven't actually made Culchr self-aware, nor can it read your feelings or emotions. The cooing sound thing will come in a future update, but you should probably just mostly disregard the above paragraph. In fact, maybe just disregard most of what you've seen here.